the kid is not my cum

similar to the phrase "the kid is not my son", referring to how the kid came to be

Yo, Darcy is trying to make her be my baby mama, but the kid is not my cum!

by GlazeHer August 11, 2014

onion on my belt

a common style back then, but white onions we're prohibited because of the war.

"so I tied an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. There weren't any white onions back then, because of the war, the only ones you could get were those big yellow ones"

by TornadoGordo February 8, 2018

Blast my soul

Plenty of people say it, it's a very common phrase!

Blast my soul, where is Brooklyn?

by whitehawk345 July 18, 2011

Butterscotch my balls

A funny quote from Your Favorite Martian's song "Grandma's got a Facebook"

Deejay: Butterscotch my balls!
Deejay: me and yo grandma sharing a sponge bath!
Deejay: I wanna put my hands in yo grandma's candy dish!

by lolrofl202swag November 21, 2011

for shurtzle my nurtzle

Jewish for "fo shizzle my nizzle"

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

crap in my lap

to crap in ones lap like slow dripping sap. excited exclamation

whoa crap in my lap thats awesome

by jizzle mc fizzle September 13, 2003

Get In My Mouth

A phrase which describes one's feelings of pure desire and/or support when paired with a given subject.

Conversely, "Get Out Of My Mouth" describes a general feeling of disdain and disapproval.

"Oh my god. Lady Gaga and Madonna, GET IN MY MOUTH. Then mix in my stomach to create beautiful music that I may dance to"

"In n Out Burger!? GET IN MY MOUTH"

"Ew, Sean Connery? GET OUT OF MY MOUTH".

by omgGIMM August 10, 2010