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Skyrim job

When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".
Bob: Nancy gave me a skyrim job last night. I almost proposed.

Dan: Do it now, dude.
by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020
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funnel job

when a guy lays on his stomach and a girl shoves a funnel up his ass and pisses in it
when her boyfriend passed out she gave him a funnel job.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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clutch job

he was given a clutch job by that man
by Spaminacan_18 March 16, 2020
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Love this job

Well matched to one's preferences, interests, or abilities.
by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
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juggle job

When a partner receives into their mouth the scrotum of thier partner and with a juggling motion massages the testicle(s) in their mouth.
Carrie gave me a juggle job last night she actually took both of them.
by Sailorguy 85 December 10, 2016
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Job-nut

Noun. One who endures full-time work hours and commuter traffic solely by choice, rather than out of financial necessity; also, one who 'drops in to visit' at his or her place of employment during non-traditional periods such as holidays, personal days, or maternity leaves. Synonyms: maniac, imbecile, moron, lunatic, suicide, loser
Dan: Hey, Bill, entre nous -- wasn't Frank up for retirement like nine years ago?

Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.
by James Hoffa Lincoln October 25, 2017
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Milk Job

A lesbian gives you a footjob while her feet are covered in ranch/mayonnaise
Broooo last night, I a girl gave me a Milk Job while my drake playlist was playing in the background. Does that count?
by Yaalis May 14, 2025
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