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Good Footy

Jsig: "Cheers, Dazza"
Goat Big: "Fuarrr thats good footy"/
by thegoatbig February 21, 2024
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that GOOD shit

When you get that great bud, smoke, or hooch that is the best, the VERY BEST, a cut above the rest, especially

when it is totally 100% cherry, that'll set you flying into the IONOSPHERE it's so mind-blowing great.
Bro #1 (exhausted yet pleased): Hooo, shit, man... what a night!

Bro #2 (curious): What's up with you, man?

Bro #1 (pleased): Last night a friend of mine got me some bud from Aspen a guy was growing
in his house. I mean, it was completely grown with all natural fertilizer, mountain soil, I mean
the whole nine yards, all in his basement! All pure! No bug spray or anything!!

Bro #2 (astounded): Holy shit, man... how was it?

Bro #1 (stoked): Man, that bud was so pure, it had me zooming around those communication satellites I was high!

Bro #2 (amazed): Oh, fuuuuuck... still got some or did you smoke it all?

Bro #1: Uh-uh, no way, Bro! I rolled a few ahead of time before I smoked that first one! (Hands Bro #2 a joint.) Try it out.

-----------A FEW HOURS LATER...------------------

Bro #2 (high and happy as hell): Holy shit, man! Now THAT... is that GOOD shit, bro! Whooooo!

Bro #1 (laughing): I know right?

Bro #2 (giddy): Shiiiiiit... we better hold off on these for a while... don't wanna waste these puffs until we
get some more! That is high-quality bud... man, you want to get some eats?

Bro #1 (stoked): Yeah, man... I got the munchies so bad, I'd make PAC-MAN look like a picky eater!

Bro #2 (agreeing): Let's go to the Arches or the Bell. Think the Hut's open?

Bro #1: If it is, I think three or four pies will do. Already had some of that Bell... got me farting like goddamn!

Bro #2: Thanks for the warning... avoid the Bell.
by Wa11ar00 September 1, 2021
mugGet the that GOOD shitmug.

Good guy/bad guy

What anybody could be at any time from Lil Wayne to Donald Trump to Joe Biden (or Nancy Pelosi) anybody who's not 2 dimensional and on a TV screen, or in a video game could be a good guy and a bad guy at different times in their life. The question a lot of people are asking is not the one suggested to them that they ask (Is this guy/girl a nice guy/girl?) or (Was this guy/girl made to look like a nice guy/girl in the one YouTube video by the people filming it?) , but they're asking something more like Is this guy/girl a decent guy/girl most of the time when he/she has the option to be anything he/she wants to? or Does this guy/girl gravitate more toward trying to be evil and scary more often than not?
Good guy/bad guy in a movie, book, or video game is clear a lot of the time, since somebody watching/playing/reading will go by what the director/author wants to be the good guy or bad guy if they're not questioning what they're seeing/reading, but in real life, people are not 2 dimensional, and they're not stupid either, so it's not going to be obvious all the time whether a guy or girl is good or evil by nature.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
mugGet the Good guy/bad guymug.

sweet goodness

weed, ganja, treefer, and HOOT.
"Do you have any sweet goodness for later?"
by Beverly Pryor December 12, 2006
mugGet the sweet goodnessmug.

Good Samuraitan

A chivalrous medieval warrior who uses his skills as a swordsman to come to the aid of unfortunate fellow mortals.
Being a Good Samuraitan is a commendable endeavor, but one should take appropriate training to avoid unnecessary injury to himself or others while carrying out his patrols and rescues.
by QuacksO May 31, 2018
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Oh Good Heavens

It is a saying one shounts after being greatly startled or shocked.
*Son gets shot infront of dad* Dad: "Oh Good Heavens!"

*Dad watches his kids get turned into red mist while playing by the road by a giant truck going 200.* Dad: "Oh Good Heavens!"
by Mr. Grumpus April 5, 2022
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