*Son gets shot infront of dad* Dad: "Oh Good Heavens!"
*Dad watches his kids get turned into red mist while playing by the road by a giant truck going 200.* Dad: "Oh Good Heavens!"
*Dad watches his kids get turned into red mist while playing by the road by a giant truck going 200.* Dad: "Oh Good Heavens!"
by Mr. Grumpus April 5, 2022

she is a very pretty lady. When I saw her licking ice cream, i knew it would stand her in good stead. Because after I would have hired her, i would download facebook and let her suckerberg me. Due to the fact, if she weren't willing to do it, I would zuckerberg her
by flobil November 15, 2023

Girlfriend: Oh I expect you to win in Catan against my brother! He won again and laughed in my face..
Boyfriend: I'll be a good boyfriend and revenge you!
Boyfriend: I'll be a good boyfriend and revenge you!
by kevinka19 January 5, 2022

A person who is easily influenced by advertising, brand loyalty programs, and consumer trends, often to their own financial or personal detriment.
A term used derogatorily to describe an individual who uncritically and obediently buys products and services, often spurred by manipulative advertising tactics and corporate strategies, without regard to the necessity, quality, or ethical implications of their consumption.
A term used derogatorily to describe an individual who uncritically and obediently buys products and services, often spurred by manipulative advertising tactics and corporate strategies, without regard to the necessity, quality, or ethical implications of their consumption.
Every time a new phone model comes out, Jake camps outside the store overnight, wallet in hand, ready to trade his perfectly good current phone for the latest version—truly a good little consumer, faithfully fulfilling his role in the great corporate circle of life.
by YourBoyyTylerDurden February 21, 2024

by insta influencer July 8, 2021

Hym “All of the greatest atrocities are done in the name of the greater good. This isn’t a profound realization. It’s something we all know to be true. In this context, the people who claim to ‘strive towards the good’ do little more than use the word as justification for doing whatever they want. And in doing so they conflate the word ‘good’ with ‘I have managed to escape punishment’ or ‘my punishment will be deferred so I don’t care.’ “
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022

by Jajzuz May 31, 2022
