Microwave God

God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves

Microwave.exe has stopped working

Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*

by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020

Oh My God/Lord

Oh my God is something someone may state when they are surprised about something or frustrated. An abbreviation that people may use to say “oh my God” is “omg” which means “oh my God,” or “oml”which means “oh my lord.”

An example:
Boy: *pees pants*
Other Boy: Oh My God/Lord, your a weirdo.

Boy: Oh my lord…

by braceletowner:) May 22, 2022

tummy god

someone who obsessively plays tummy sticks

Pgoo likes playing tummy sticks. he is a tummy god

by cummy god November 13, 2022

SG/Savage God

A bad ass savage, that makes dope ass beats, coming out of sidewalk life, and still living it with the homie Tiger.

Aye look it's the homie SG/Savage God, that's that YoF god.

by SG/Savage God August 3, 2017

OP PRO GOD

OP PRO GOD MEANS THE MOST OPIEST PERSON IN DA WORLD. THERE IS ONLY ONE OP PRO GOD EVER WHICH IS ! "𝐈𝐭𝐳 𝐒𝐢𝐝'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐭ᴼᶠᶠᶦᶜᶦᵃˡ". thx

OP PRO GOD BY:- ! "𝐈𝐭𝐳 𝐒𝐢𝐝'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐭ᴼᶠᶠᶦᶜᶦᵃˡ"

by OP PRO GOD January 24, 2022

present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 9, 2019

god

Valdemar Slej Juul Thomsen

Valdemar Slej Juul Thomsen er en god. når man siger "oh my god" siger man i virkeligheden oh my Valdemar Slej Juul Thomsen

by Pærebananyoghurt February 21, 2022