dick sympathy

Same as penis sympathy.
It's a scene where a man sympathizes the pain another man has felt on their dick.

Mac: Hey look, a guy's trying to grind that long rail.
Denis: He's grinding...grinding...OH SHIT HE FELL AND HIT HIS DICK RIGHT ON!
Larq: Oooh! *feels dick sympathy* I ain't gona be able to have sex for couple of days after seeing that.

by EnlarqueIl EnGrotesque December 4, 2007

Dick Whipped

A woman that abides to the male penis.

He has me so "dick whipped" I cant even function without him and his member.

by lamoismynamo April 2, 2011

the soft dick

The bottom line. The no-nonsense answer to a question.

"The soft dick of it is, you WILL get crabs if you sleep with her. It is not debatable!"

by Doomie June 7, 2004

Oliver's dick

Its very small

Everyone named Oliver's dick is really small

by heflihk October 24, 2016

dick trick

When a man masturbates 3 times in one day, similar to a hat trick in hockey or soccer.

Dude I did a dick trick yesterday, and now my penis hurts.

by s.latch October 17, 2008

dick beaters

"Keep your damn dick beaters off my shit"

When a male is trying to put is hands on your personal belongings (dick beaters)

by harrisj January 26, 2008

donkey dick

Army slang for a removable, bendable metal spout used to pour gas from USGI jerry cans

"Hey Sergeant, toss me that donkey dick, willya? I gotta tap this can so I can fill up the Humvee."

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003