A creeper 18+ always prowling for girls 18- to lock up in his room, aka his mother's basement. doesn't maintain employment or longterm residency & often has black eyes and bloody mouths. known to have a certain "look" they often grow or glue a "molestash" to alter the alarm triggering look and are rocking a moped cause they wrecked their white van with blacked out windows by driving by a park.
1. Hey! Look their is a moped-a-phile! I hope someone kills that s.o.b.
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!
by anonymous March 30, 2023

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
by RMatrix September 14, 2021

by R-E February 28, 2009

Also known as a "Blake-kakke". Basically, dump a double-shot of your favorite alcohol and mix it into a large White cherry slushie. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during Popp's piss break. Note: You get +10 Homo-suspicion points if the slushie splashes IN YOUR FACE!!!
by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022

When jordon misspelled ping, causing an uproar in the frequency of this word. it really means nothing, but it’s fun to say
DO NOT OING FROPPERT
by Xaviersobased July 31, 2024

Typically used in a micronation named the Federal Republic of Alftotska, this term is uttered when one does something stupid, but expects others to treat it in a funny way.
by anonymous March 11, 2024
