know your tailor

To know the person that is giving some informations about you, creating your image in front of other people. It can be both, positive and negative statement.

A - Somebody is telling some image-building things about you.
B - Yeah, I know my tailor, it's Clair from the first floor.

or

A - Who can tell those smearing things about me?
B - You have to know your tailor before you accuse somebody.

by Tomek Niziolek July 7, 2014

Hacking Your Twatter

Taking sexual advantage of a very drunk girl.

Don't drink too much around him, he'll end up hacking your Twatter.

by IBeenDrankinWatermelon September 1, 2014

Flattening Your Mouse

The term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.

Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?

Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse

Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?

Person 2: Yep.

Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.

Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.

by Achillies Fortifier November 3, 2014

Keep your face on

Getting angry for no fucking reason.

Keep your face on is to calm the fuck down, your face is falling off and you need to keep it on ;)

by huddy1 November 5, 2014

control your hole

watch what you say or what comes out of your mouth. stop talking shit to or about someone.

telling a cashier to shut up in a nice way

"mary , please control your hole, no one here is talking to you.

by calm your tits November 17, 2014

ease your breeze

Fun or sarcastic way of Telling someone to settle down. Similar to 'calm your farm'

Ease your breeze cunt!

by Sofrustrating January 5, 2015

off your mule

A person that is very drunk usually male.

'Man! Can we do it in the morning? You are off your mule'

by TartdyTardis November 28, 2013