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Hoe

Anyone with the name Alex. They’re actual hoes. Can’t trust them for shit.
Person 1- Who are you texting??
Person 2-Alex

Person 1- he has a girlfriend

Person 2- i know, he’s a hoe.
by Friend definitions April 8, 2019
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Paleolithic Hoe

A woman who is treated fairly and with respect by coworkers.

Referring to Paleolithic times(~12000BCE) when men cared for animals and women tended crops with a hoe. The invention of the plow required men to do "heavy work" and an animal to pull. This in turn changed the roles to males providing for the family, while women raised the family, creating the first gender inequality.
Dave: "Did you hear Stacy quit her job at Microsoft for a job at Burger king?"
Sam: "Hard to believe, but she said the work environment is so much better."
Dave: "They must have made her a paleolithic hoe."
by mrs-butters September 7, 2014
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1) any person who has more than one sex partner in their entire lifetime
2) any person who more than one sex partner has seen them naked for their entire lifetime
3) any person who got naked for strangers in a public, semi-public, or private place such as a hotel room
this includes strippers, paid prostitutes, people who can't shut it the fuck up, and people who have casual sex with random people (even people they knew for a year) without being married first
4) anyone who put my name in their mouth and we both know that we are not together
5) anyone who doesn't talk about me after I told them not to talk about me and to keep my name out their mouth like my obedient little hoe
6) desperate, thirsty people who would do ANYTHING to be with the person or people who hate their guts and who hate their family and their relatives too

keep my name up out your mouth
"my best friend is hoe, he had sex with three girls in one night all at the same time, his penis must be tired, they'd better get tested for STD's and get on the antibiotics"
by Vita Smart November 11, 2022
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Hoe tanning

Letting all your lady/man parts out for the world to see with no fucks given. Get your tan on and don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.
Bitch, come pick me up and let's go hoe tanning at the beach!
by Bnlopez June 8, 2016
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The word Hoe in Dallas is a noun. It can be a person place or thing. It can be compared to the word Jawn in philly
“Aye bro we had that hoe lit last night.”

Hoe in this definition refers to a place

“Put that Hoe on the counter.”

Hoe in this definition refers to any type of object
by Jgoss01 November 30, 2018
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Katy:
Mummy, are you a Hoe?
Tara:
No, because mummies aren't hoe's
by XxVoicelessxX October 28, 2019
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