Eye-cucked

Getting eye-cucked is when your partner only dresses up in sexy, revealing clothes / makeup when they're doing things without you. They have a slew of steamy outfits / lingerie that you'll never see, until it suddenly pops up on their IG story. Their treasure trove of visually erotic gear is for other people to look at, not you, silly!

Saw my gf in like three different see-thru dresses and bras I didn't even know she had, when I saw her posts from the weekend. Our weekends out together only involve sweaters, so I'm getting totally eye-cucked here.

by braintown October 5, 2024

Eye Queef

To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.

In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."

by FuckItFriday September 17, 2021

Eye

A center-cut of meat.

Eye of the Round

by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024

Black Eye

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- SSSSSSSSSSS... HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT HAPPENED!? OOOOOOH MAN!

Hym "OOOOOOH! WHAT'S HAPPENING!? IS BEING A LYING THIEVING RETARD FINALLY CATCHING UP WITH YOU? I mean, you would think with all the shit I talk I would have one but I've literally never had a single black eye in my entire life! Hopefully it catches up with Noah too! Hopefully all of the world's cripples get what's coming to them. NOW! GET ME MY FUCKING MONEY!"

by Hym Iam June 1, 2025

wash the eyes

to deceive; to mislead.

You always try to wash the eyes of the public. You have fallen from grace in the public eye.

by uttam maharjan August 4, 2011

Spider eye

The growing popularity of women wearing too long, too heavy false eyelashes chronically causes this condition.

John didn’t know what color Trish’s eyes were due to her spider eye.

Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.

by TrixieCarroll January 23, 2020

STORAGE EYES

Because of NINE ELEVEN any thing that leaves your possession that goes into any compartment is subject to scrutiny.

Look it be a fool of me to store my suitcases JAY in these BART compartments for bicycles because it minute I leave STORAGE EYES would be looking with INTENT at my painful details of my possessions.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY August 31, 2021