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monkey ass games

Stupid fucking mind games, foolishness, shadiness - - head games with negative connations.
I'm so sick of you playing monkey ass games with my money.
by MileHighHeaux July 13, 2018
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one star monkey

Is a person who is a forum troll and regardless of whats posted will rate the post the lowest possible ie one star or if possible a negitive amount.
Hey look at the ratings looks like the one star monkey visited us.
by quailty controll 4 July 14, 2006
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monkey to the other side

jeff : whats up
George: hey why dont you monkey to the other side
jeff: what?!!? fine
by what it do? September 10, 2008
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monkey spoon feet

The inability to provide a statement or answer to a question that actually makes logical sense. Often better to think before speaking. Statement such as "Be careful of meetings because sometimes meetings are only as useful as the meeting itself".
When someone says something that adds zero value or only makes sense in their mind, simply respond with monkey spoon feet.
by Munnling November 27, 2006
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Bar Mitzvah Monkey

A "Bar Mitzvah Monkey" is a prostitute who has been hired for a Bar Mitzvah. They are normally hired by friends of the male who the ceremony is for. These women are pre-paid to show up at the ceremony and fornicate with the male who will be journeying into adulthood. It is common for these women to pick up extra money by also selling to guests of the Bar Mitzvah. Not as commonly, these prostitutes may be hired for Bat Mitzvah.
"I'll be hiring a Bar Mitzvah monkey for Eli's ceremony this weekend."
by Renholder October 18, 2011
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albino monkey cock

a white furry gargantuan cock that is so good and furry and huge that it can go up your ass out your mouth and in your pussy all at the same time (it’s my favorite thing to do)
furry raper “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have your seen cocklover69’s albino monkey cock!? i fucking love it so very much to shove up my piss whole🤤”
by crack_snortter69 August 28, 2022
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son of a monkey biter

1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.

2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.

3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.
*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*

woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"
by gazingupwards May 2, 2008
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