dead meated

when you do something despicable and deserve to be slapped in the face with a foot long jimmy john’s sandwich and a singular piece of
day old lunch meat

Haley’s going to get dead meated if she beats me at game pigeon again!

by poopsynooties May 28, 2021

Meat and potatoes

When somebody refers to "meat and potatoes", they are referring to the point, and getting right into it.

"Man, they sure did get right into the meat and potatoes."

"What"

"They got straight to the point."

by Neon_nostalgia August 21, 2023

Meat pie

When someone takes a shit whilst doing anal.

Damn Finn meat pied me last night, it was sick.

by Pastasauce.123 February 20, 2018

meat mincer

The hot guy who loves to watch little boys do fun stuff, for example he likes to watch children masturbateeeee

"that dude is looking at my child, he must be a meat mincer."

by Meat Mincer November 27, 2018

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt cheap meat."

by ljak November 23, 2021

Digeridoo Meat Slice

When you get a digeridoo, and insert barbed wire down the tube. Then proceed to stick your dick in it, thrusting in and out, slicing your dick into pieces.

Jerry asked to borrow my digeridoo, I didn’t know he wanted to perform the digeridoo meat slice. Ouch!

by Nut Boi May 31, 2018

meat on the feet

When a male places his privates on a person's feet.

Mary said "johnny, why did you place your meat on the feet"?

by puddin paver December 8, 2013