pete the meat puppet

a niche video on youtube by the clothing company DIESEL about a pinocchio knock off named Pete made out of meat and his downfall from him being the american dream to a former drug addict trying to find the meaning of life that not only traumatised several teens but was an ad campaign for designer jeans. It could be symbolic for the phrase "meat puppet" which is a human who mindlessly does things on other's commands, which pete is technically doing as so many young and successful celebrities at the time would fall into drug addictions and hedonism.

it could also refer to something such as an ad that has a bunch of effort put into it and insight just for it to promote some slop at the end

mf 1: ayo have you seen the pete the meat puppet video

mf 2: ye all that insight and trauma for designer jeans is insane

by Teyst September 3, 2024

Chopped gyatt meat

Comparable to calling someone cooked, done for, or washed up.

Person 1: "Bro I haven't done my assignment yet its due in 20 mins!"
Person 2:"Yea you're chopped gyatt meat bud"

by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024

Gyatt meat

1. An expression used when seeing a big Johnson.
2. A noun referring to mens frontal parts

1. "Holy gyatt meat! That dude can get it!"
2. "Yo bro I'ma need you to drop them pants and show me that gyatt meat before I 808."

by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024

The meat press

when a male reveals his genetalia and presses his cock and balls into a glass window which people are eating dinner on. the other side.

Wilma: oh check out that Meat Press while im trying to eat.

Kenneth: fuck yeah , smudge it in son , that's you do THE MEAT PRESS

by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024

Meat Fart

When you pull your cock out of a girls ass and they fart.

"Damn I pulled my cock out of my girl's ass and she farted for like 30 seconds she had the meat farts."

by Double Bubble Baby Bear November 27, 2024

Livingston meat shop incident

A conflict at a meat shop in Livingston concerning a dripping wet man covered in spoiled meat operating a ford vehicle carrying taliban weapon technology

Did you hear about the Livingston meat shop incident?

by Barry1987 November 29, 2024

We have the meats

(From the Arby's slogan): we have what it takes to make you sexually/socially happy

Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?

Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.

by Sexydimma December 6, 2024