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Steve Jobs

A genius and revolutionary man of our time he invented the Macintosh one of the first ever home computer’s he was then kicked out of Apple until they rehired him from that point on he is innovated some more macs in 2001 he invented a revolutionary mp3 player named iPod changing the music industry forever and then in 2007 he introduced th iPhone the world’s first touch screen smartphone I mean who could even imagine needing that Steve Jobs that’s who this is a perfectly conveys his great mind in 2009 he introduced the iPad which was a touchscreen netbook but actually good see netbooks at the time we generally slow crap put out at the cheapest price possible
In 2011 he sadly lost a long battle with pancreatic cancer we as a planet owe an awful lot to the Genius Steve Jobs
#Imisssteve #iSad
Person 1: I love my iPhone
Person 2:Me too all thanks to that brilliant mind of Steve Jobs
by Imisssteve September 20, 2020
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Mow-job

Any yard work performed with the promise of oral sex as compensation
Joe: "How much did you earn doing yard work today son"
Billy: "Only $20, but I was orally abused by the lady in the house down at the end of the street."
Joe: "Ah, nothing like the summer mow-job"
by samweis August 25, 2011
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by URBAN © Truth Teller November 2, 2020
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Irish Head Job

When you slap your dick against a person's forehead and get off due to the friction
This girl offered me a blow job but I turned it down and asked for an Irish Head Job insted because she had a big forehead
by Hobo_JoJo August 8, 2022
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Nut Job

The act of violently sucking on someone's testicles.
"I thought she was experienced, until she gave me a nut job."
by Froggo boi May 31, 2023
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Frosty inside Job

An Inside job that everyone is aware of
Dude, I think that was an Inside job.
Man, everyone one knows that, it's a Frosty inside Job .
by Igeloi March 9, 2017
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Grip job

When an ejaculation occurs due to an aggressive and strong gripping hand by some other person that is not one's self.
Da booty was damn swiggity swooty but the foreplay involved an unfavorable grip job.
by Atjackmyswagger November 4, 2014
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