guy paige

A good looking criminal

Them: Did you meet guy paige?
Other them: yuhhhh he devious

by Montxno December 20, 2022

That guy

The person that nobody wants to be

Wow man way to ha "that guy"

by 1_cinnamon_1 December 8, 2014

guy with a rock in his foot

Guy with a rock in his foot that does karate and dislocates people's jaws with a single kick in the jugular or face

Unsespecting Feller: Did you see that guy with a rock in his foot?
Guy with a rock in his foot: *About to kick the Unsespecting Feller* Yes

by Guy with a rock in his foot December 20, 2019

GUY

Girl Under You.
One of the most satisfying sexual positions!

... thanks, Lady Gaga!

I whispered, There's nothing more satisfying than being your GUY.
I get so fucking wet just thinking about being the GUY in your life.

by Real-Sexy May 12, 2014

Self help guys

Biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

She-me guy

A guy, usually a simp and/or someone who's in the friendzone, who uses sentences with "she" and "me" (e.g. "She's too good for me!") repetitively to usually complain, whine or sometimes boast (usually about their love life).

"You spoken to Ted, recently?" -- "Yeah, he's turned into a real she-me guy, lately."

by eemoo1o October 4, 2021

All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024