The Willy Wonka

When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.

I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"

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by Briano R February 21, 2017

eaw ad wonk u od

do u know da wae backwards. Also, why did you waste a minute of your life searching this up?

me: hey, eaw ad wonk u od?

them: Wtf

by Savagedoge69 January 19, 2018

Wonky tits

Massive breasts that a female has that are entirely too large for that females body

God damn Jamie has some wonky tits

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Wonkie

Humourous cartoon or caricature on political or satirical themes. Usually not very sophisticated in terms of drawing.

The wonkie about the recent elections in the paper last sunday was hilarious.

by pm786 April 30, 2009

wonk

a skinny, lanky bastard who thinks he is big, but he is small, weak, pigeon chested and a pussy.

O Boy wonk has his shirt off again.

by Tongue and the Crew of C4 February 2, 2005

wonk

To hit someone on the head, but in a non-hostile more childish fashion.

The boy got wonked on the head by his girlfriend for saying pussy.

by Scott August 27, 2004

Willy Wonka

When a girl you are in a 69 with has explosive diarrhea and turns loose on your face making you look like a boy eating a Willy Wonka bar on a hot summers day.

While I was in a loving 69 embrace with my gal, she surprised me with a Willy Wonka.

by Thom Jones July 9, 2012