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Weiner

Any girl with this last name is most likely:

1. Cute, petite, sporty, and caring.

2. Hot, georgous, has piercing eyes, and looks totally cute driving a big truck.

3. Elegant, great sense of humor, moves her body like a cyclone and can pop, lock and drop it like nobodys business, but dont be fooled she can make one hell of a sandwich.
1. Is that the new model for victoria's secret? She is a total Weiner.

2. That weiner is so cute i just want to hold it.

3. I wish that weiner was in my truck.
by manlyAk907 July 7, 2010
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weiner drizzle

It is that last bit of pee left in your weiner that you have to shake out!
Sallly: "Ed, I am tired of cleaning your weiner drizzle off of the toilet seat."

Ed: "Bitch, clean that seat or I will splash you with weiner drizzle.
by studleyhungwell26 August 10, 2009
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weigelstalking

To be stalked by a creepy, non-personality type person
Dude is weigelstalking that girl
by Bob Bummer January 12, 2008
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relationship weight

Weight gain from being in a relationship.
I'v been in a relationship for a year and i have gained relationship weight.
by nini09 January 18, 2016
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weiner face

when someones face closely resembles a weiner or when some one is being an asshole
1) look at that guy he only has one eye, he must be a weiner face
2)quit being such a weiner face
by Sperm Whale November 22, 2004
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Weiner Tucker

the insertion of the penis between ones legs to make oneself look like a women
Cal was sodomized by a hotdog at his own will and afterwards was called a Weiner Tucker.
by Gwen Pearson August 6, 2006
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light-weight

A weak weight-lifter who thinks he has the greatest body ever, and loves to touch his "big"(actually small) muscles. He usually obtains his size through good genes and not through hard work, like a man would do. If you invite him to work out with you, u may hear some of the following quotes: No dude, i can't lift because im running track- I havent lifted in FORREVER bro...i cant lift my normal weight. They are usually cocky, and never realize that people that are bigger then him..are indeed bigger and stronger than him. If you tell him he is small, he wont believe you. Also thinks he is a superior athlete in sports such as football or track.
"Hey bro, IM A BEAST!!!! look at my huge CHEST and BICEPS!" "Dude, you are 20 pounds lighter than me, and struggle benching 30 pounds below your body weight." "Dude, thats only because im running track and im focusing on speed! Hey i gotta go look at my muscles in the mirror so I will see u later!" "Ya, see ya.....fuckin light-weight"
by termsofswoleness May 11, 2010
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