Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus

I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny

by mcchs963 August 5, 2023

Washing The Chops

When you really drunk and ready to party and all your friends bail out and go to bed so you jizz on the food and serve it to them the next day

Those cunts all went to bed so I’m washing the chops for breakfast

by Spacedmunkee June 3, 2021

Prison Wash

The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.

John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.

by gizaclue October 8, 2014

bot wash

A defined area where two people can meet and experiment with rimming

Meet me in the bot wash, Jon.

by Scruff_pup September 1, 2017

Redneck Wash

Using your deodorant to make underwear smell clean,in short notice! (Men,boys) Washing and blowing undies with blow dryer (women,girls)

Shit, no laundry soap or time to clean. Redneck wash to the rescue!

by Violet Skye's October 23, 2016

Car wash

When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.

The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.

by The original Carwasher March 30, 2019

Hot Wash

Hot washing occurs when a person, generally standing in a group of people in a body of water, decides to pee without considering the direction of the current, there by peeing on the person or persons they are standing with.

Friend 1: “Man I have got to pee”
Friend 2: “please go downstream or else you will hot wash us all!”

by NoRegrets520 July 12, 2022