Wanping

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There's Wanping. 😀

by 😀😀W May 25, 2024

Wankin' The Hose

When you go to a hoe's house, and commit dubious acts, such as foghorning, and doing real monkey (nigga) stuff.

Dude, yesterday I was totally Wankin' The Hose at this boss's house!

by JasonBourneTheSecond March 1, 2025

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

thin walling

When you are staying in a hotel with very thin walls, and when you “accidentally” break through the wall you land on two really hot naked chicks chilling in a Jacuzzi pool next door.

Did you hear how Andrew was lucky enough to have a freakin’ thin walling event? And it was during the Model United Nations trip nonetheless!

by one_good_man March 1, 2009

Phone wanking

When someone is continually playing on there smart phone and avoiding more important work and getting self gratification from it.

Has James compiled that report? Na he is phone wanking again!

by Odin1918 July 13, 2010

Brown-walling

When you're throwing so much shit at the metaphorical wall so something will stick that the metaphorical wall turns brown and you can no longer see its original colour.

1) Man its so hard to find work nowdays I've just been brown-walling everything I see in the classifides

2) I've been having no luck with girls lately so I'm just brown-walling them all hoping something will happen somewhere

by V. Azrael May 18, 2010

wiggling & wangling

Wheeling and dealing

Wiggling & wangling resulted inasmuch in much haggling.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010