Walmart Weed

Really shitty weed which is often mostly shake.

C'mon bro are you really charging me $15 for a gram of Walmart Weed?

by mcmillerg January 27, 2019

Eefin (Walmart edition)

Literally not the cutest person ever. Anyone who says otherwise is automatically saying no other human has ever existed. I know what you're thinking, and no I did not write this to prove a point. This is officially written by the legend-dairy John Decengre III of New Jersey.

To the person reading this (yes this actually has a purpose),

No need for any further explanation, you're officially ruled cuter by the public, judge, and jury. I rest my case. ;)

-Eefin (Walmart Edition)

by Eefin (Walmart Edition) March 22, 2021

Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle

Sloppy seconds of a Mcgriddle found in a Walmart bathroom.

Man, I can't believe you ate that Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle.

by Milkybetrayal August 25, 2025

Walmart balloon

A sexual act when a female injects helium into her vagina and the male sucks it out and sings Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas songs to her

Steve gave me a good Walmart balloon yesterday after work

by Billbob274746/63 May 3, 2025

Walmart

Something that's a knockoff

Person one: did you listen to lil darkies new song?

Person 2: yeah the Walmart xxx

by Xxur_badkid November 2, 2020

walmart vest

a homoerotic wardrobe staple of Walmart employees. typically accessorized with pins and patches to give shoppers a false sense of approachability. sometimes the back is bedazzled to say “daddy’s little slutbag” in rhinestones, but not always.

person 1: “man, did you see ailee’s walmart vest?”
person 2: “yeah, it’s so y2k thrift store chic!”

by streborarella June 16, 2022

Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin

“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”

by gman91478 November 30, 2018