Waffle in the toaster

On the verge of defecating.

Bob, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a waffle in the toaster.

by Ryan P. Cooke August 23, 2008

waffle house

1. a 24-hour dive with underpaid waitresses, classically bad juke box music, bathrooms a la truckstop, and food that no respectable arteries woulc bear.
2. the only place to go-- besides Wal-Mart-- after 11pm in Arkadelphia, Arkansas and similiar ends of the world

Waffle House coffee is crack in motor oil form.

by medaeval December 26, 2003

waffle goth

You know those weird gothic kids who hang out at places like Waffle House, IHOP, and Denny's in the wee hours of the morning? That's exactly what I'm talking about. See, a friend and I recently discovered exactly WHY goths are so attracted to these places.

"WAFFLES. THEY'RE SO FUCKING SPOOKY. Why didn't I see it before?! I mean, have you ever looked at one of those mofos? Pure. Anguish. Their brief lives are pain. They've been simmered in a hot pan or iron quite possibly burnt, only to be consumed by the consumer MACHINE, yo."

Waffles are therefore obviously a symbol of gothic culture.

Frat guy 1: "Hey man, last night was awesome! I need to get some coffee before I try to go to class. Maybe some breakfast, too. Denny's is still open, right?"

Frat guy 2: "Nah, man, that place is full of waffle goths, let's go to Bob Evans."

by hrcquirk September 5, 2005

Pussy Waffle

A dangerous and war-torn pussy. It is the Somalia of vaginas.

Michelle Duggar had a pussy waffle after her latest miscarriage.

by tenaciousday October 18, 2012

waffle-faced

Falling asleep or passing out infront of a computer where ones head is laying on the keyboard, the keys leaving a geometric pattern that resembles the imprint of a waffle.

Trying to Power level a character on World of Warcraft, Johnny passed out after day four later to awaken waffle-faced.

by Goldendale August 11, 2006

Butt waffle

On a long haired dog, cat, or sometimes, an unwashed co-worker, a combination of a loose bowel movement stuck in the hair around the butt. This mass has been sat upon, flattening it to a waffle-like appearance. In a co-worker, the presence of a butt waffle is indicated by a strong smell of "old shit".

"Hold still, you fucking cocksucker. If we don't get this butt waffle off yer ass, you'll have to stay outside for a week." (Generally screamed at a dog or cat, Not a co-worker.)

by Hairy Dog Owner September 28, 2006

Wiggle waffle

A pet name for male penis', especially when it's covered is syrup and cream

Lily: Mr grey was a teacher by day and a Wiggle waffle by night
Sophie: ohhhhh tasty

Lily: ikr we tried it last night when he was "helping me with homework"
Sophie: What with Mr Grey, damn son
Lily: i like it with a cherry on top

by jellytoes February 11, 2019