On the verge of defecating.
by Ryan P. Cooke August 23, 2008
Get the Waffle in the toaster mug.1. a 24-hour dive with underpaid waitresses, classically bad juke box music, bathrooms a la truckstop, and food that no respectable arteries woulc bear.
2. the only place to go-- besides Wal-Mart-- after 11pm in Arkadelphia, Arkansas and similiar ends of the world
2. the only place to go-- besides Wal-Mart-- after 11pm in Arkadelphia, Arkansas and similiar ends of the world
by medaeval December 26, 2003
Get the waffle house mug.You know those weird gothic kids who hang out at places like Waffle House, IHOP, and Denny's in the wee hours of the morning? That's exactly what I'm talking about. See, a friend and I recently discovered exactly WHY goths are so attracted to these places.
"WAFFLES. THEY'RE SO FUCKING SPOOKY. Why didn't I see it before?! I mean, have you ever looked at one of those mofos? Pure. Anguish. Their brief lives are pain. They've been simmered in a hot pan or iron quite possibly burnt, only to be consumed by the consumer MACHINE, yo."
Waffles are therefore obviously a symbol of gothic culture.
"WAFFLES. THEY'RE SO FUCKING SPOOKY. Why didn't I see it before?! I mean, have you ever looked at one of those mofos? Pure. Anguish. Their brief lives are pain. They've been simmered in a hot pan or iron quite possibly burnt, only to be consumed by the consumer MACHINE, yo."
Waffles are therefore obviously a symbol of gothic culture.
Frat guy 1: "Hey man, last night was awesome! I need to get some coffee before I try to go to class. Maybe some breakfast, too. Denny's is still open, right?"
Frat guy 2: "Nah, man, that place is full of waffle goths, let's go to Bob Evans."
Frat guy 2: "Nah, man, that place is full of waffle goths, let's go to Bob Evans."
by hrcquirk September 5, 2005
Get the waffle goth mug.by tenaciousday October 18, 2012
Get the Pussy Waffle mug.Falling asleep or passing out infront of a computer where ones head is laying on the keyboard, the keys leaving a geometric pattern that resembles the imprint of a waffle.
Trying to Power level a character on World of Warcraft, Johnny passed out after day four later to awaken waffle-faced.
by Goldendale August 11, 2006
Get the waffle-faced mug.On a long haired dog, cat, or sometimes, an unwashed co-worker, a combination of a loose bowel movement stuck in the hair around the butt. This mass has been sat upon, flattening it to a waffle-like appearance. In a co-worker, the presence of a butt waffle is indicated by a strong smell of "old shit".
"Hold still, you fucking cocksucker. If we don't get this butt waffle off yer ass, you'll have to stay outside for a week." (Generally screamed at a dog or cat, Not a co-worker.)
by Hairy Dog Owner September 28, 2006
Get the Butt waffle mug.1. When a person sends numerous texts continuously, not giving one the opportunity to respond.
2. When someone is blowin up your inbox with message after message after message
2. When someone is blowin up your inbox with message after message after message
Bill: Damnit! Jen keeps sending these messages while I'm trying to respond to the first damned one!!
Bob: Sounds like she's stackin on the waffle texts.
Bill: Someone needs to calm this bitch down, I think I gotta lay the pipe.
Bob: Sounds like she's stackin on the waffle texts.
Bill: Someone needs to calm this bitch down, I think I gotta lay the pipe.
by PickleDaVeggieMan October 27, 2009
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