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Veganism

A diet and/or lifestyle that promotes not using any animal products or byproducts.

The vegan diet and lifestyle are both impossible to follow to the fullest, so most vegans tend to stop when it becomes inconvenient. For example, animal products are used to vulcanize rubber and process steel. So a true vegan would be forced to shun most anything found in an industrialized nation, notably things such as cars, buses, airplanes and bicycles. Also, the vegan diet does not and cannot supply vitamin B12, as this essential vitamin only comes from meat and dairy. So a vegan must either take vitamin supplements, (which one way or another come from an animal) give up the diet altogether, or face B12 deficiency; which can cause brain damage.

Generally, vegans tend to ignore such glaring contractions and problems, preaching that they are the moral elite; even if they happen to be wearing leather shoes.
Veganism may be well intentioned, but it's undeniably flawed.
by GAWII May 22, 2008
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Vegas Golden Knights

The best fucking expansion team in the history of North American sports.
Man, the Vegas Golden Knights sure kicked the living shit out of the Winnipeg Jets last night!
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Vegas Voice

The raspy, gravelly voice one has after returning from a bender in Vegas. Generally accompanied by no ailments other than a pounding hangover. Lasts 2 - 3 days after returning to the real world. Vegas Voice is often attributed to throwing back ungodly amounts of booze, smoking cigarettes and cigars, and making other ill-advised decisions.
Anna: Speak up, Mikey, I can't hear you whispering that you love me.

Mikey: Sorry sweetie. This Vegas Voice has me talking like a 90 year old with emphysema. Thanks again for letting me make the trip!
by Fratlanta August 3, 2009
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veganer

When being a pure vegetarian is soo important that nothing, no matter how minisculely tiny an ingredient source is - they HAVE to know if it's 'unpure'.
Charlese wants to know the source of the plant food we used in our organic garden - she's veganer than we are!
by freesumpin April 12, 2010
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Vegas Carwash

When a Las Vegas stripper or escort urinates on a client or john. Can be done in a tub with an escort above you or you can ride a treadmill slowly below her as she pisses on you. A bag of mulch is added when she shits on a person. A scent of cherry or back seat of a new car smell can also be added.
I paid the girl a $1000 to give me a Vegas Carwash. We did it in the tub, no treadmill in my room. I will skip the hot carl or the bag of mulch for next time.
by brianxr650 April 21, 2012
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vegan caviar

the breakfast burrito is vegan caviar and tofu scramble
by vegancaviar June 19, 2015
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vegan hitler

A term used to describe a vegan who is SO passionate about their diet, that they believe people who consume meat should be killed for the murder of another animal. As you can tell, This is a very marksist opinion on non-vegans. Vegan hitlers also try to force their ideals onto others.
Making this type of person very disagreeable.
Person #1: hey, can we have burgers tonight?
Person #2: no. This is a vegan household. I will not eat an animal who has suffered. You should do the same.
Person#1: shut the FUCK UP! Stop being a vegan hitler.
by Sp00per February 7, 2018
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