vacation dick

Dick that cannot be received on a daily basis due to its large size. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I got so much vacation dick last weekend, I can't go horse riding this Monday.

by Rizkaliffa June 17, 2016

Order to vacate

When Matt Gaetz takes a shit on Kevin McCarthy’s head

Dude just sent an order to vacate! So gnarly!

by Mufgsucksballscum October 2, 2023

vacation dick

The dick that is so big its memorable just like a vacation

You would have to think that Shaq has vacation dick

by Dckboy June 17, 2016

vacation dick

As opposed to "boyfriend dick" this dick is larger than the boyfriend dick.

Friend: Did you get any dick in Florida?

Girl/Gay guy: Last night I hooked up with a guy with a vacation dick, I would be able to consume that on a daily basis.

by DickDefiner May 31, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so large that you have to take breaks between receiving it's "huge" satisfaction.

Carry: Hey how was John last night
Mary: I can't even take that vacation dick for one session. I'm gonna need a break

by Smalldicksally June 16, 2016

vacation dick

The awesome dick you get periodically from your side piece. It's only so good because it's limited, taboo, and secretive.

Damn, I just met up with Brad, that vacation dick so good wish I could have it all day, err day.

by Supergrl2577 June 16, 2016

vacation dick

The opposite of boyfriend dick. This is a penis that is much too large to have sex with everyday, so you only have it on occasion.

Girl: Damn Jill. Are you limping?
Jill: Yeah. I'm so sore, I just got some vacation dick.

by space_ghost(1) May 29, 2016