vacation dick

When you take dick from anything with good looks. You don't need to keep his so size doesn't matter in this situation.

That guy from the beach was so hot but the vacation dick was eh...

by MissM April 09, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is so large that women can only occasionally.
boyfriend dick

Woman: I can't have sex with my boyfriend a lot because he has a vacation dick.

by Hmchgfynb April 10, 2016

vacation dick

A dick you get while out on a trip, usually surprisingly large in size. You can't take this dick on a daily basis which makes it perfect for a temporary vacation.

I got some vacation dick when I went to Vegas. Oh boy was it big, but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas am I right?

by Swaggy K April 15, 2016

vacation dick

a very huge penis usually found in male porn-stars and strippers, mostly over 10 inches long and is not very common within the male community that hasn't had surgery

OMG I slept with some dude at the bar last night and he had a vacation dick, IT HURT SO MUCH! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by S34RG3NT24S4P ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) April 16, 2016

vacation dick

Dick of above average size that you'd enjoy on vacation but not everyday.

Boy had that vacation dick last night, had me moaning and squirting.

by Giant jack April 15, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that a girl needs everyone once in a while but when taken to often would turn her vaginal opening into a galaxy sized hole

"I had the greatest vacation dick last night I can barely even walk!!!"

by Trill 1ron April 18, 2016

vacation dick

Not always the biggest or smallest. What's available locally and usually not boyfriend dick quality. Typically longer and more taboo then daily dick.

"Got myself some vacation dick, wasn't the biggest but we went all night.

by GFOcabulary April 09, 2016