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Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
by Brandon:P July 5, 2012
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A collection of completely pointless crap written by a bunch of drunken self-important college students who claim it's a dictionary written by YOU but in fact is only written by them and their douchebag friends. They have ridiculous, contradictory editor guidlines such as "publish racist comments but not racism." The Urban Dictionary largely exists so these little tinhorn megalomaniacs can feel the rush of power from rejecting people's suggestions.
I feel like being an asshole. Oh, I know, I'll publish some vile, hateful "definition" in the Urban Dictionary
by drifter88 August 14, 2009
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A great site to look up Internet slang. However, the editors are idiots that hardly ever publish anything anyone sends them.
And yes, I know this will not get published.
And yes, I know this will not get published.
Girl: I sent a definition to Urban Dictionary.
Guy: Cool, but the stupid editors will never publish it.
Guy: Cool, but the stupid editors will never publish it.
by EmeraldCat September 4, 2013
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by Urban dickshunist October 17, 2008
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Urban Dictionary is a crowdsourced online English language dictionary for slang slang words and phrases, operating under the motto "Define Your World.” —from Wikipedia
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Get the Urban Dictionarymug.