Ultra Simp

To simp so hard that you don’t text or talk to your friends unless you desperately need help.

Bro Christian is such an ultra simp. He texted me for the first time in a month asking for help with homework.

by LilCrouton September 16, 2020

Ultra-moon

The act of a full-front 'moon' instead of a regular moon of a persons buttocks.

Tyler decided that a moon wasn't enough, he needed to go full Ultra-moon and show his penis and balls instead of his butt.

by Californiaboy73 September 17, 2020

Ultra Sangria

Ultra Sangria: A wine/or product/or person that is so old, flawed, or disgusting that even the "Sangria treatment" can't save it.

Dude #1: "I chilled it, added fruit, peppered it, herbed it, splashed it with Vodka and I still can't drink this sh*#*t!"
Dude #2: Whatever! its "Ultra Sangria"... it's not toxic, so just shut up and drink it!"
Or: "Man, I tried everything, I even medicated myself. I can't deal with her! This chick is Ultra Sangria!"

by The Zig Man February 24, 2012

Ultra Mini

An ultra short Mini skirt that soly comes down to the top of the panties and the whole panties are showing.

She's got on an ultra mini.

by Judge dredd7 December 28, 2011

Ultra dank

Very fine or good smelling marijuana. Due to the magnitude of the smell, it indicates that the marijuana is very high quality.

(Friend 1) - "How can I contain the dankness of this weed?!"

(Friend 2) - "Try triple-bagging it with a dryer sheet."

(Friend 1) - "It's ultra dank, bro!"

by Xcelorin January 2, 2012

Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle

Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome

by Extra gum November 12, 2023

Ultra-Berry Picker Packer Punch 3000 Gawk Gawk Balltwist

A sexual act of a MPS (member of preferred sex) giving a male oral sex. This meaning taking the mans penis into the mouth of the MPS.

Mattias: “Bae I cannot wait until I get home, i’m so horny.”
Samoura: “I can give you that ultra-berry picker packer punch 3000 gawk gawk balltwist!”
Mattias: “I can’t wait!”

by 💀Baddie😩 November 18, 2023