an article, essay, editorial, etc. remembered years after you saw it on your tumblr dashboard. These stories, often highlighting a cultural or societal issue, must be taken with a grain of salt due to their questionable validity, accuracy, and truthfulness.
In the 1980s, a Japanese girl was kidnapped, tortured, and raped by four of her schoolmates. After a few weeks, the girl died from her injuries, and the boys weren't charged with any crimes. This is a tumblr story because the details highlight sexism and rape culture, but whether or not the story is true is unclear.
by Joshua Connor Moon November 18, 2019
Get the Tumblr Story mug.A scientific term. Tumblr's Law states that when a Tumblr user directly mentions or implies that a joke is funny, the joke is no longer funny. This can be commonly done through saying that a meme is hilarious, but can also be completed through such an action as laughing.
When a Tumblr User (commonly self-identified by a person with an active Tumblr account) laughs at something that could be considered humorous, every living being within a 5 mile radius instantly stops feeling joy for a short time. After this event, the joke is no longer funny, and it can no longer be referenced.
The only potential Tumblr Users then have for humor is in creating jokes, but hopefully it is not attempted on Tumblr.
When a Tumblr User (commonly self-identified by a person with an active Tumblr account) laughs at something that could be considered humorous, every living being within a 5 mile radius instantly stops feeling joy for a short time. After this event, the joke is no longer funny, and it can no longer be referenced.
The only potential Tumblr Users then have for humor is in creating jokes, but hopefully it is not attempted on Tumblr.
(doge meme)
Tumblr User: this is so funny I have been laughing for 30 minutes and crying and shitting my pants.
Intelligent person: You just enabled Tumblr's Law on Doge, wtf??
Tumblr User: this is so funny I have been laughing for 30 minutes and crying and shitting my pants.
Intelligent person: You just enabled Tumblr's Law on Doge, wtf??
by reallifeworddefinitions February 23, 2020
Get the Tumblr's Law mug.If youre looking for Rule 34 posts but finished the entirity of DeviantArt, then this is your place. Not as much but still too fukin bad for your mortal eyes.
by cesky April 28, 2020
Get the Tumblr mug.An artist,typically from tumblr that edits animated characters (mostly anime and manga characters) and edits them so they look real.Mostly by editing eyes to make them look like human eyes.
by keepscrollingkeeplooking October 9, 2020
Get the Tumblr Artist mug.-Did you see that girl over there, she looks so good.
-Yeah, she's just Tumblr skinny, all clothes look good on her.
-Yeah, she's just Tumblr skinny, all clothes look good on her.
by corysaur May 2, 2017
Get the Tumblr skinny mug.Intentionally meant to sound innocent when in reality the user is deliberately viewing pornogrpahic content or pages that are NSFW.
Guy: hey what’re you up to?
Girl: not much buying a palette on hush.com you?
Guy: just Tumblr scrolling right now.
Girl: oh cool.
Guy: *breaks the fourth wall and smirks at the audience*
Girl: not much buying a palette on hush.com you?
Guy: just Tumblr scrolling right now.
Girl: oh cool.
Guy: *breaks the fourth wall and smirks at the audience*
by Elkrisreal December 5, 2017
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Guys I sat on tumblr all day jacking off,
You're a fucking tushy tumblr.
Guys I sat on tumblr all day jacking off,
You're a fucking tushy tumblr.
by Tyler's dick sweat February 13, 2017
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