bag of toss
1. noun: A bag full of seminal fluid, otherwise referred to as "toss"
2. adjective: Used to describe something so bad that the adjectives piece of toss, or merely toss is no longer suffice to describe its inherent tossness.
1. noun: A bag full of seminal fluid, otherwise referred to as "toss"
2. adjective: Used to describe something so bad that the adjectives piece of toss, or merely toss is no longer suffice to describe its inherent tossness.
Sometimes hyphenated, said as one word.
"Johnny Depp is a bag of toss."
"Tim Burton would love to give Johnny Depp a bag of toss.
"Johnny Depp is a bag of toss."
"Tim Burton would love to give Johnny Depp a bag of toss.
by Milky Bomb May 11, 2014
Get the bag of tossmug. To physically assault an individual, usually resulting in said individual being rendered unconscious.
by h8uall May 2, 2006
Get the bisquit tossmug. A Scottish bowling technique used in the sport of cricket.
Users of this technique are frowned upon as it was deemed an “illegal throw” in professional cricket as of March 2017. (Law. 213)
This was due to an exceeding rate of fatalities in the sport.
The action consists of an unusual twisting and double shoulder rotation whilst rolling 3 fingers across the “bald spot” of the cricket ball. Players with short/stumpy/chubby fingers and hands are at great advantage of performing the kilton toss to the highest ability”
A Scottish cricketer made famous for the toss - John Blain, credits his overweight grandmother for the technique.
Users of this technique are frowned upon as it was deemed an “illegal throw” in professional cricket as of March 2017. (Law. 213)
This was due to an exceeding rate of fatalities in the sport.
The action consists of an unusual twisting and double shoulder rotation whilst rolling 3 fingers across the “bald spot” of the cricket ball. Players with short/stumpy/chubby fingers and hands are at great advantage of performing the kilton toss to the highest ability”
A Scottish cricketer made famous for the toss - John Blain, credits his overweight grandmother for the technique.
“Fucking hell Dave , you almost took my head off with that ripper of a kilton toss!”
Commentator: “Here comes John Blain again, sprinting in , Oh Wow! He’s absolutely blown the stumps with one of the best kilton tosses I’ve ever witnessed! Scotland claim another wicket.”
Commentator: “Here comes John Blain again, sprinting in , Oh Wow! He’s absolutely blown the stumps with one of the best kilton tosses I’ve ever witnessed! Scotland claim another wicket.”
by Big lady fish girl October 31, 2022
Get the Kilton Tossmug. Tykke-Tosse (sometimes spelled 'Tykke Tosse') is a phrase used to describe certain people, living at very distinct areas of the Amager island, in Copenhagen, Denmark. The phrase was originally coined by a genius, who wishes to remain anonymous.
"Who was that on the phone?"
"That was Tykke-Tosse."
"That was Tykke-Tosse."
by deterulla September 12, 2021
Get the Tykke-Tossemug. by Fjbonez May 9, 2018
Get the Scarf tossmug. When a person has to a gets a little too drunk at a Jewish function, including but not limited to a Bar Mitzvah, Passover Seder, or bris.
I had four bottles of manischewitz at David's son's bris, and punched the moil for touching my nephew. I was definitely Mazel Tossed.
We did 8 shots of potato vodka and got Mazel Tossed and Ezra's Hannukah party.
Joshua likes to get Mazel Tossed and annex parts of Palestine.
Yaakov got Mazel Tossed at Noah's Shabbat Seder and threw up Matzo balls all over my Yankees Kippah.
We did 8 shots of potato vodka and got Mazel Tossed and Ezra's Hannukah party.
Joshua likes to get Mazel Tossed and annex parts of Palestine.
Yaakov got Mazel Tossed at Noah's Shabbat Seder and threw up Matzo balls all over my Yankees Kippah.
by Doctor Dreidel September 14, 2020
Get the Mazel tossedmug. John: Hey man I heard you tossed the locked last night!
David: Yeah! We did so many things! Boston Flapjack! Pink Sock! And I even did the houdini!
David: Yeah! We did so many things! Boston Flapjack! Pink Sock! And I even did the houdini!
by Thatoneguytho June 4, 2014
Get the Tossed the lockmug.