Mazel tossed

When a person has to a gets a little too drunk at a Jewish function, including but not limited to a Bar Mitzvah, Passover Seder, or bris.

I had four bottles of manischewitz at David's son's bris, and punched the moil for touching my nephew. I was definitely Mazel Tossed.

We did 8 shots of potato vodka and got Mazel Tossed and Ezra's Hannukah party.

Joshua likes to get Mazel Tossed and annex parts of Palestine.

Yaakov got Mazel Tossed at Noah's Shabbat Seder and threw up Matzo balls all over my Yankees Kippah.

by Doctor Dreidel September 15, 2020

olive tossed

When you get so drunk and high and take your depression medicine and it makes you have seizures and everyone around you thinks you're faking.

On New Year's Eve Kayla got olive tossed at Kathryn's house.

"Did Ryan olive toss you?"

by SexyGirl6969 February 02, 2014

Tossing fire

A more extreme and enjoyable form of 'shitting on' a subordinate, most often associated with a professional hierarchy. Those suffering a rain of flaming jizz from the denizens of heaven are likely to suffer permanent stress/cosmetic damage.

If my boss doesn't stop tossing fire on me I'm going postal

by Charliefarley666 March 21, 2013

Toss the Tankage

manually relieving a man

give relief by hand to a man.Toss the tankage

by Bangacha August 25, 2011

toss the dirt

you come here from bfb didn't you?

Marker: hey staply do you want to play toss the dirt with me

Staply: sure
*dirt tossing commences

by when you bottom text June 05, 2022

proper tossed

- It's that feeling like, "Oh, this is it. If it could only be like this every time."
- At the club feeling just right. All is good.
- Feeling a vibe.

- Ideal feels
- more pleasantly and intensely tossed than usual
- the "just right" mix of whatever cocktail you got goin' that's like, "Yeah, this is it."

Steve- "Last night, I got proper tossed."
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Billy- "How was the party?"
Max- "Sick, we got proper tossed."

by dadadumdadadum November 03, 2021

saucy toss

During a threesome, after one party creampies anally, the third party sucks it out.

Last night was crazy! That was the freakiest saucy toss I have ever seen!

by StevieG&Da'Prince December 27, 2018