Scooting N Tooting

Scooting N Tooting means to fart and run away from away from the scene of the crime

I was at the shop and didn’t want anyone to know the smell was me so I scooted away. Scooting N tooting

by ScootingNTooting May 4, 2019

a toot toot

Someone that snorts cocaine.

Yea man he don't want y'all to know that he a toot toot. He still cool tho.

by MrsUnknown March 6, 2016

brutes my toots

Brutal
(bur-ou-tal)

that's fucking brutal
~
brutes my toots!

by Vocab Godde$$ November 24, 2010

Curt toot

The definition of a curt toot is as followed:

When someone farts fast and loud to rupture our ear drums during a social gathering.

“Damn Mark, that one was a curt toot.”

by SlimmKilla April 15, 2023

Toot broot

#1 too much to bear, a drag, ruined
#2 something that broke down, of poor quality, dont buy it
#3 it didn't work out, breaking up with someone, too far to travel

#1: Yo, that's Toot broot. -OU- Oai C'est Toot broot.
#2: It's Toot broot. -OU- On est Toot broot
#3: Were Toot broot. -OU- Nous-somnent Toot broot

by Mekazael March 4, 2024

Toot-Way Street

When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.

"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.

"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"

by The Tracy's September 6, 2022

bag toot

Snorting class a drugs out of the bag

Aaron went for a bag toot tour earlier, he was sniffed out his ryeballs

by Bostwick wi February 9, 2015