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Tortellini toot

When you fart as someone is tongue punching your fartbox
by Your D Deliver November 5, 2022
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Toot Toot

A word to mimic the sound a fart makes.
She farted while twerking and it made a noise like "toot toot".
by KittyPooper May 12, 2022
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What happens when you eat too many damn beans at the Mexican joint! A good ole blast of warm stinky air that exits your ass with extreme velocity causing a noise that alerts everyone in the room.
Damn Reggie, you toot like a mule ya ole bastard!
by bayquevious01 January 9, 2022
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typing toot

A typing toot is like a brain fart, but in text form. When a person changes thoughts or phrasing mid sentence, and types a non-sensical sentence. For example " Are we going leaving for the movie soon?"
Ignore the typing toot in my last email. I know it didn't make sense.
by johnnypockets January 12, 2022
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noun: cocaine
verb: to snort a drug (usually cocaine)
The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.

As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.

(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
by PhilUK January 17, 2022
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Toot

Person 1: oouh, i just tooted.
person 2: what the fuck is a toot?
person 1: nigga i farted
by Kaz_tells_you_words March 12, 2022
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Tooted

King of the roadways, best at getting the pretty girls
Boy: hey dad why that truck leaning
Dad: well by golly that thing tooted cuhh
by Squatted February 5, 2022
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