toot

A very stinky fart that only girls can do.

Who went toot???!!!

by Poopcorp ko June 04, 2020

Toots

Wow/great/amazing

A: I finally finished my project
B: toots!
A: omg this movie is tooting

by Tootinnn13 December 20, 2017

Toot

A Chong

Where’s my toot

by DARREN GEESUS November 21, 2024

Toot

Toot is a slang name for Cocaine.

Plank says "Where can we get some toot from?"

Billy says in response " Ring Gripper ! Apparently he's got some banging toot"

by Dirty Birty March 03, 2014

toot

What happens when you eat too many damn beans at the Mexican joint! A good ole blast of warm stinky air that exits your ass with extreme velocity causing a noise that alerts everyone in the room.

Damn Reggie, you toot like a mule ya ole bastard!

by bayquevious01 January 10, 2022

TOOT

Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.

Putin is a TOOT.

by Stickybird March 05, 2022

toot

A mild explosion between the legs.

Ewww You tooted

by ololbobobo January 29, 2017