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Toot

"Hey man want some toot?"
by Jon Phoenix June 29, 2014
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toot

What happens when you eat too many damn beans at the Mexican joint! A good ole blast of warm stinky air that exits your ass with extreme velocity causing a noise that alerts everyone in the room.
Damn Reggie, you toot like a mule ya ole bastard!
by bayquevious01 January 9, 2022
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Toot tail

A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).
Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”
by iiluvtharein October 28, 2021
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Turkey toots

When you eat too much turkey and can’t stop farting.
Man after thanks giving I had the worst turkey toots
by Primopig December 25, 2018
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Toot or Boot

Comes from a YouTube show “Fashion Photo Ruview” where two drag queens recap the outfits of RuPaul’s Drag Race most recent episode.

Namely, they must “toot or boot” each look, a toot is positive and a boot is negative.
Toot or boot: lady gaga’s look at the met gala?
by gdad February 12, 2024
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Will toot fart

A will toot fart is a person/thing that is willing to toot as well fart in any circumstance. A will toot fart comes in many forms, some of which being

- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern

-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud

- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.

- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late
Eli : "will just blasted me with his poo air"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"
by Funky smells June 13, 2022
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toot

that sound a car makes when you press the button in the middle of the steering wheel.
mom what sound does a car make
mom: toot toot
by marsisslaying November 1, 2022
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