Max is a male name only given to the most gorgeous and perfect who have amazingly stunning good looks and has a giant Godly male reproductive organ and looks like the product of David Hasselhoff and Chuck Norris but no girls will ever have Max for their own awesome and fantastic experience because they are gay
by Max'sLover March 30, 2017
Max is a person that is an absolute cooker. Uses ridiculous sayings too try and finds the smallest thing about a person to bully them about. Max has a special bond with demons
by Bryanoffsmokepacket December 09, 2018
To start off it’s a dog name. To finish it kind of is.
The biggest geezer on planet Earth that always tells on you x
The biggest geezer on planet Earth that always tells on you x
by TheButterflyGirl October 27, 2019
Max is the most odd person. He looks like Pinocchio. He tries to be funny but just isn’t. He has no sense of humor. He jokes about kid stuff no matter the age. He is not good looking at all. He always tries to give hugs.
by uraseed April 19, 2019
Max is a fucking retarded as wipe who makes a sexual joke every time he can with his gross face and disgusting limp dick attitude
by AnalExploder64 November 10, 2019
Max is the most cute, handsome, loving and sweet guy you'll meet with the most beautiful soul and a scrumptious booty! you'll fall hard for his unbelievable sense of humour. He has the ability to make anyone laugh even in the worst of moods and no matter how hard to try to reject him he'll always be there waiting for you to welcome him with open arms.. it's a blessing and a curse. He fuck's up a lot and isn't always the most truthful but he'll always love you. Don't trust anyone 100% and maybe trust max's a little less. A Max will care for animals often more than he cares for humans but will happily welcome his girlfriend into his family without a second thought.
A Max always has time for hugs and time to show you the love and attention you want/need just not always at the right times. I hope that everyone gets to meet a Max one day because they're the best person i've ever known and i wish that happiness upon everyone!
A Max always has time for hugs and time to show you the love and attention you want/need just not always at the right times. I hope that everyone gets to meet a Max one day because they're the best person i've ever known and i wish that happiness upon everyone!
by lovelycookie June 25, 2018
by Maximus560 October 17, 2018