breakfast soup

What cereal SHOULD have been called.

Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"

by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016

Throw Soup

Throw soup is the process of farting into your hand and then throwing it at the face of someone. Farts stay in your hand about as well as soup would, hence the term throwing soup.

Man 1: I just ripped a nasty one, and decided to throw soup at my girlfriend.
Man 2: Ah, she got a face full like cup of cheese

by Turtlemoonkey July 6, 2014

soup store

where you buy clothes

jimmy: hey timmy jurry up and buy ur clothes i need help
timmy: i cant find them
jimmy: well what store are you in
timmy: im at the soup store
jimmy: why are you buying clothes at the soup store
timmy: frick you

by piece of soup June 10, 2020

Soup Sack

When a mans testicles become soft, sweaty, and cling to the inside of his thighs. Often occurs simultaneously with Swamp Ass

"The warm summer weather was causing Timmy to develop a nasty case of soup sack."

by BoogleSmith December 2, 2013

Soup friend

1. A friend/Person you love to eat soup with

2. Someone drinking soup out of a women's vagina using a straw.

1. Hey, you're my best soup friend!

2. Hey Gurl, wanna be my soup Friend??

by Pussy&PenistTHEOGS November 27, 2018

shotgun soup

When you are ill and somehow manage to have a combination of constipation and diarreah that comes out in quick blasts that are reloaded when you think you are done and stand up from the toilet.

I had to call in sick to work today, Shotgun Soup was on the menu.

by PowderedWater November 21, 2019

crotch soup

eating, or licking of the vagina while wet or releasing fluids.

Dude i ate that crotch soup up last night.

by wassuppthenn August 23, 2011