When you forgot your bacon at a friend's house, and she eats everything after you told everyone you made out. But it is the worst type of revenge. It leaves you heartbroken, devastated, hits you right in the core.
Did you eat all my bacon?? You bitch!
Well I was pissed, so I ate it all. Nothing tastes as good as revenge bacon.
Well I was pissed, so I ate it all. Nothing tastes as good as revenge bacon.
by Micheal.SCARN May 3, 2017
Get the revenge baconmug. A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.
"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon
by 011011001011000101001110100010 May 28, 2015
Get the Religion Of Baconmug. 1. A greasy penis, whether it be because one masturbated with butter or crisco; or because the hair gel used on one's pubes sweated onto the penis.
2. A penis reserved for thicker women.
2. A penis reserved for thicker women.
1. Whoa Jim! You better put your pants on before I squirt some soap on your greasy bitch bacon. You need to clean that thing up!
2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!
2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!
by assman8407 August 13, 2010
Get the Bitch Baconmug. Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.
Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.
Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.
by Bacon=Life April 30, 2010
Get the Bacon Bluesmug. A pokemon belonging to the Sizzlipede/Centiskorch evolution line. They are long, flat, serpentine, and red, much like bacon and a snake had an illicit lovechild.
I wanted to win a battle with my mono grass team, but he threw out the bacon snake and it was all over.
by Asuka Was Here April 25, 2021
Get the Bacon Snakemug. by scullymkts November 26, 2010
Get the Bacon slicermug. After a reasonable amount of intercourse, the penis is removed from the vagina and slapped across the female's mouth, leaving residual sexual fluids, both male and female. The result is a kind of greasy mouth, comparable to if someone were to slap bacon on their lips.
by Goodlum December 6, 2010
Get the Bacon Smilemug.