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pork missiles

Slamming down hot dogs at a sporting event as a spectator or participant.
Can’t wait to golf tomorrow. Slamming pork missiles, hitting nukes and Sundays are for the boys.
by @p_didodo July 21, 2022
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Pork Fishing

Sheathing your pork sword to the hilt and bobbing it around till you catch something.
I was pork fishing a chick at the party last night; caught me some tuna dick, bro.
by buyalex March 30, 2015
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Pork Smile

When you smile after consuming pork product like: Pulled Pork, Pork Knuckles(Golonka) or any kind of soft pork product. The usual result is some of the meat stuck between your teeth, hence when you smile you the meat is showing.
Oh man I hate some much pulled pork so now I have pork smile.
Oh Check Raf he must have eaten some pork knuckles because he has pork smile
by Golonka lover June 13, 2018
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Pork morning

When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis
David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.
by D'Arcy 69 April 7, 2017
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handbag pork

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear
I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.
by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022
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pork deer

Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich
Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.
by Mr.darby November 15, 2013
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Pork wrench

"Dr., I have a rash on my pork wrench, here take a look!"
by Dr. Centaur March 16, 2019
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