Turp Thickener

When a plug fills half the cart with useless, cancer causing chemicals, that make you feel no bueno.

Boy 1: I bought a cart but it makes me feel funny

Boy 2: It probably has Turp Thickener in it.

by Ar.Ca.Ra.Be December 5, 2019

cock me thick

When someone horny implies that they need a thick cock in order to be satisfied.

In a gay adult chatroom:

Jim: Any brothers up for some fun?
top_nigga: yo.. what you up to?
Jim: looking for some delicious dark meat... you think you can cock me thick?
top_nigga: depends... how thick?
jim: wrist thick maybe or more?
top_nigga: damn you gaper!!! I aint no horse here... maybe 7" girth... that I can provide..

by jimissobored January 4, 2015

thickin

A fat, or "thick" person, most often in refrence to potential sexual attraction. Generally the derogitory label attributed to a person, or type of person, towards which someone is typically aroused by. Thickins are usually, but not exclusively, female.

Alternately spelled "thickun," espc. south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Holy crap she's a thickin.

Hold on, are you talking about the girl that sits next to you in computer class? You think she's hot? Jon...please tell me you're not into the thickins.

by xxcutyourhairxx May 15, 2006

thick-headedness

The quality of being slow and stupid (sluggish and obtuse of mind) at the same time.

It was still, in what can only be described as, one of the best examples of thick-headedness.

by Tighe Jaffe April 27, 2008

thick fuck

tongue in cheek insult to someobody of a lesser wit

what d'ya do that for, ya thick fuck?

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006

Thick Fart

Loud but sweet, the act of breaking wind in a noisy manner while producing a not unpleasant aroma, the product of breaking wind in said manner, a style of breaking wind popularised by girls named Leah.

Leah has just done a thick fart - I believe she is credited with their invention.

by Vishnu Nasrudin November 30, 2003

thick creamy load

a mans "special sauce"

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"

by bernard February 2, 2005