snail /slug surfing

making use of crushed crustations carnage after a heavy down pour by pulling some killer moves on the sticky remains.

Wooah man,just caught a gnarly wave on the way to the bus stop was snail /slug surfing for at least 10mtrs before i was wiped out by a furry dog poo.

by do-you-know August 30, 2007

National snail day

May 25th! National snail day! The day when you can eat only snails.

Dad, when is the natioal snail day? The national snail day is on 25th of May sweetie.

by Arsonboi3348 March 19, 2021

Snail trapped your nail

When you make a typo, similar to " did the cat get your tongue?".

Hi Jamie, did the snail trapped your nail cos you're typing like a wussy!

by Pseudoephedrineforyournose November 20, 2019

Like watching snails fuck

When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.

I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!

by potwo84 January 25, 2011

Fist pound 2 snail

When your friend offers up his fist to pound, and in return you put your flat hand under it and start wiggling it around saying snail. Also a way of telling the world you have no life.

Guy 1: Dude! I can't believe you tapped that chick! Pound it!

Guy 2: (after he fist pound 2 snail's his friend) SNAILED!

Guy 1: Wow...I now have no respect for you.

by Ploofy 4 December 30, 2009

slug slick/snail slick

slug slick/snail slick is the glistened trail of mucus that's left behind when a terrestrial mollusk crosses the sidewalk or garden path way-some microbes love to feast on slick-

Don't step on the slug slick/snail slick, you might invite a colony of microbes in your home

by maboa kracab June 9, 2009

snail trails doggy style

Fucking your partner in the doggy style position, then cumming on their back leaving a trail of cum to make it look as if a snail had passed.

Hey babe, let me snail trails doggy style you tonight.

by Tionwheels October 29, 2014