raping chocolate

raping chocolate is eating your chocolate so fast you accidentally rape it in your mouth. raping chocolate is only acceptable in the privacy of your home, not in public

guy1: OMNOMNOM

guy2: Dude, stop raping your chocolate

guy1: I'm sorry for raping chocolate

by DontLaugh August 25, 2013

Throat raping

The act of fucking ones throat while concious or not, while willing or not.

Ever since I've been taking these boner pills my girl has been getting a throat raping nightly.

by Mongolian Beef June 21, 2017

Aural rape

When the products of sex end up in your ears, without your consent. Occurs mostly in airplanes, where crying babies (i.e. sexual product) will not let you live in peace by making the most noise per square meter possible (i.e. raping your ears).

"why is Mary staying in the hotel all the time?"
"she still hurts from the aural rape she had to endure on her way here"
"really?! how hard was it?"
"3 kids"
"we should get her flowers"

by CountZero January 1, 2014

Rape pee

(Also known as rape piss) taking a piss with a boner

"Rape pee really sucks bro"

by Bigmancooch March 9, 2019

Puppet Rape

An act in which sex is forced upon a puppet, either in order to fulfill personal gratification, or to end the life of said puppet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DD0pBgotC0

I'd say judging by the ruptured dorsal cavity, and the shattered interior ligaments, this was Puppet Rape.

by Detective Jammie December 17, 2008

Brake Rape

When driving a car with a lady friend in the front seat, the act of applying the breaks suddenly so you can extend your arm to make sure they don't fall forward too much, and "accidentally" grab at their chest while trying to "protect" them from harm.

That light turned red out of no where! I had no choice to brake rape you, otherwise your head would have hot the dash! Mmmmm....boobies....

by dikfor1228 April 28, 2015

Notification Raped

The act of going onto someones Facebook page and liking everything on their page...every video they post,every status they post,everything they comment on or like.

I got bored so i notifaction raped my friend on facebook.

"aw i dont believe!"(friend checks they're facebook page...200 notifications) "i've been notification raped!

by merickane February 19, 2011