Homeless Pineapple

The moment right before u cum in yo girls pussy while raw doggin it. U pull out ur dick stick it in perfectly cut pineapple circles and watch ur girl eat it up like a homeless person down on her knees while getting her mouth pumped full of semen.
-yo dawg i just homeless pineappled the shit out of my gf.

-dam what a hoe, at least she got a meal out of it. ahha
by biscuit eater2948 February 23, 2011
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Shaving the Pineapple

The act of masterbating ferociously
Last night my mom caught me shaving the pineapple.

Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.
by Dannyboii January 27, 2013
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smashed pineapple

As you can imagine, pretty fucking ugly.
No way mate, she's got a face like a smashed pineapple!
by Choda Boy 57 August 10, 2006
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golden pineapple

Where you and your partner dress up like spongebob and pee on a pineapple then proceed to use it as a massive dildo on each other.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a golden pineapple last night, shit was the best!
by M Manson November 15, 2018
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pink pineapple

When you take a shit so hard that your asshole turns inside out, and rips your ass lining so its jagged like a pink pineapple.
Guy #1- Yo bro I took such a hard shit yesterday.
Guy #2- How bad man?
Guy #1- Like Pink Pineapple Bad...
Guy #2- Ouch...
by Pandapig1 January 02, 2014
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Pineapple Mexican

Those dirty pineapple mexicans were like roasting whole pigs and shit.
by ChaseTheAce September 12, 2012
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Pineapple Coon

A racist term for native Hawaiians. Also a fantastic comeback for being called a "howlie" by the locals.
Damn, that pineapple coon can drink a ton of Heineken!
by FuiW1990 December 31, 2017
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