fun onion

WHEN SOMEONE FUCKING MISPRONOUNCES FUNIONS. TO THE POINT WHERE WANNA SHOVE THE FUNION UP THEIR SPINAL COLUMN.

Random Man Guy "Boy this fun onion sure is gr8"
Random Man Guy 2 "I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY"

by Hot Be December 20, 2016

blooming onion

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"

"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"

by Chateau64 June 18, 2018

Onion salad

noun. A term for a group of people who SMELL/ aren't cool.

Going to school feels like entering a bowl of onion salad.

Those people over there are creating an onion salad.

by slicklizardslicker December 29, 2017

Blooming Onion

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.

Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.

by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017

Onion Lady

Onion Lady is a slight CLOWN. Onion Lady cannot see, as she is as blind as an Asian. She can make you laugh and be confused at the same time. She’ll laugh at any joke you throw at her, and gives good hugs. Sometimes it’s like she bonked her head on a pole, but other than that Onion Lady is a big ass bean.

P1: Hey, that girl is such a bonky ass bean.

P2: You mean an Onion Lady?

by AsianLemon May 9, 2020

sarcastic onions

A subtle, plausibly deniable insult used when a person is getting on your nerves. Respond to the person or imitate them in a way that is socially excessive. This is usually done as a last resort when there is no other way to get back at the person. Made most famous by fast food employees who put on way too many toppings in response to a complaining customer.

That is the third time that girl over there has told me the burger is too cold, so this time I put 8 slices of onions on it.
Josh is always making loud noises when he eats. Now whenever he's near me I give him sarcastic onions and make even louder noises.

by goldygreen22 July 3, 2016

Horny Onion

a horny onion is an ogre that has layers but also is in love with someone

"hey Thomas, you're such a horny onion!"

by the web expert April 6, 2018