Bloomin' Onion

A prolapsed asshole.

Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.

by Deathisabusinessman December 06, 2017

The French onion

The French onion is when you fuck your girl while she is taking a dump

We went the restrraunt and had French onion soup , when we got home , we did the French onion.

by Poppoppoppop November 07, 2017

hot onion

Just like hot lettuce except with onions, and everyone cries.

This is the prime of my life. I'm hot young and full of hot onion.

by Studmuffindelux July 07, 2019

Horny Onion

a horny onion is an ogre that has layers but also is in love with someone

"hey Thomas, you're such a horny onion!"

by the web expert March 21, 2018

onion powder

a flammable item used by shrek to blow stuff up

shrek covered the playground with onion powder and lighted it on fire

by shrekisloveshrekislife123 March 07, 2017

Onion Lady

Onion Lady is a slight CLOWN. Onion Lady cannot see, as she is as blind as an Asian. She can make you laugh and be confused at the same time. She’ll laugh at any joke you throw at her, and gives good hugs. Sometimes it’s like she bonked her head on a pole, but other than that Onion Lady is a big ass bean.

P1: Hey, that girl is such a bonky ass bean.

P2: You mean an Onion Lady?

by AsianLemon May 10, 2020

Onion dip

Having sex with multiple men one after the after, one penis after the other mushing that dip round.

Natasha went over to multiple mens house, getting onion dipped one after one.

by Skullqueen91 April 21, 2022