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Officer cadet

Aspires to be a firefighter and is a role model for the younger youths. Loves the word MOBILISE MOBILISE!!! They are fun and caring and work hard to succeed.
Officer cadet is a role model.
Station goes off: Mobilise Mobilise
Incident: 25 pump fire
by Splatcookie1 January 25, 2019
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OFFICE MUGSHOT

The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup

Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend
Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone
by Henk H December 16, 2022
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Office Feeder

A colleague, usually overweight, who brings in unhealthy, sugary food to the office for others to enjoy. Psychologists believe this is done because the gift of giving to others eases the person's guilt of eating in conflict with his or her own beliefs from a health standpoint.
Because DeShaun brought donuts into the office AGAIN, he is an office feeder.

DeShaun: in an email: "Donuts are at my desk"
Jimbo: "Yo man, I'm trying to lose weight. Why you gotta be an office feeder."
by Marquan1984 September 17, 2015
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oath of office

thats the oath of office of my twat
by Mattchan123 October 22, 2017
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office putter

it's good to be the office putter if you can get to that level, he's the guy that only comes out of the bag, that steps in once the project is 99% complete and the work is all done ... so he can step in for the easy tap in and be seen as the one to bring it home, finish the deal, get all the praise and credit
Jackson: Once again Miller plays the office putter and gets all the recognition.
Murphy: Yeah, this will probably get him his 3rd promotion in 2 years.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
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Ross’ Office

A term for when you are seated on the porcelain throne. More commonly known as the shitter and most formally known as the toilet.
Honey, I’ll finish pressing the fresh tomatoes into ketchup soon, I need to head over to Ross’ Office for a little while.
by Bic Daddy April 21, 2019
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Office hulk

The guy people say is unassuming and beige as a personality. The office thug can trigger an incident.
General looking for the office hulk- Where's the green-eyed monster? Did he go through here?
Co-worker- He seemed fine when he got here, but then I started seeing papers go flying everywhere, like a tornado hit the office. Its gonna take a long time to clean all this shit up. I don't know where he is now.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019
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