mouse pillow

A colloquial for 'Tampon'
I wish you women would bring 'mouse pillows' when you're on the rag.
by Mousy December 06, 2006
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Mouse-brained

1. A fool, coward,
2. Pure stupidity. Lacking EVERYTHING.
3. Synonym- Icy.
4. A slang word for idiot
5. RETARDATION.
Lindsay- NOB!!!!
Cassidy- Wtf? Whats a nob?
Lindsay- uhhhhhh i meant-
Cassidy- No, your Mouse-brained, you been hanging around icy too much!
by Catkitty0517 October 23, 2011
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ass mouse

VERB: To persist in frequent and demanding follow-up, as frequently with software project management, and in such a way as to create acute and gnawing pain in the ass. Not as insistent as badgering.
I will ass mouse you until you can't take it any more and do what you said you were going to do.
by leschaps June 16, 2009
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Sea Mouse

These are the unfortunately unloved white or red-backed mice found swimming around our coastlines. They have been sourced back to the sewerage system, where girls have taken the cruel action of flushing them down the toilet after attempting to suffocate/kill them using an ancient vaginal squeezing technique.
"Wow, look at that sea mouse - the poor thing is all swollen up."
"I was out swimming with the guys and nearly ended up eating a red backed sea mouse."
"Yeah, of course I'll come away camping. My lass is farming sea mice this weekend."
by Doctor Sniff July 11, 2013
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pocket mouse

"Oh, he was hot until I realized he was packing a pocket mouse"
by Happytreehugger December 30, 2015
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Danger mouse

A nickname for a maths teacher who works at cowley
Look there's that bitch math teacher 'danger mouse'
by Sexy Asian Phil swift February 24, 2019
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Minge mouse

When a woman slips her finger in whilst being fucked, in order to make her vagina feel tighter.
She was pretty loose, but then her pussy got tighter. She minge moused me
by ToxicTwin May 10, 2011
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