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Sphincter Hound

A person that cannot let a social media post go without having to comment on the post with their opposing opinion which is almost always incorrect and ignorant. Compounding the douchey vibe of their behavior is that it usually involves hijacking the original post for the sole purpose of harming one's business and/or advancing their own personal interest while freeloading off of the post originator's audience. This type of poaching is almost always performed by someone that would have no qualms about crashing a party, pissing in the host's sink, freeloading the food and alcohol, driving drunk home and complain about the party the next day on social media. Could as easily be called an Asshole, Fucktard or Crap Weasel. Rates a 9/10 on the Douchebag meter.
I ran a great ad on facebook yesterday but had to take it down because some Sphincter Hound put in his 2 cents and doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.
by goliwag February 23, 2024
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Slop hound

Slop hound a nasty slut that does any thing for a pack of cigarettes behind a dumpster at ur local truck stop
That dumb slop hound slamber is sucking cock for cigarettes behind the dumpster again
by Stinkiskon October 29, 2017
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Credit Hound

Someone who, like a fiend for drugs, craves credit for like a wild honey badger craves honey. Sneaky, conniving, and duplicitous one should do all they can do to avoid their credit thieving ways.
"Yo Mike W.. I saw this great movie I think you would like called 'Citizen Kane'. Want to watch it together " - Bob C.
"Nah Homie, I saw it back in 1939 way before it hit theaters. Told everyone it was going to be pretty tight too." Mike w.
"Mike you are 34 years old, it is 2019 and the movie came out in 1941. You are such a CREDIT HOUND!" Bob C.
"Tough cookies. Can't help it if I have great taste." Mike W.
by Big Gay Tony November 29, 2019
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Hounded

When you get your ass beat by a group of 3.
That guy got hounded last night!”
by bevelity January 24, 2024
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Hounding

A verb meaning to sexually desecrate a corpse if the individual died in an unsatisfactory way.
"Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!"

A classic example of a threat to perform an act of Hounding, as delivered eloquently by the Hound himself.
by bigbuttscantlie69 March 29, 2021
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Silver Fox Hound

A term to describe a younger male who is trying to get with a much older, desperate (probably getting divorced) female for "Netflix and Chill" type of scenarios and the female is into it.
I saw Tom trying to get a phone number of a semi attractive lady in line who is twice his age. Tom is always doing that, he is a Silver Fox Hound!
by TinyDefs March 21, 2025
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Aussie Smooth Hound

When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,

Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai
"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."
by Dr.DoubleButt October 1, 2021
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