Hairy Platypus

When a dude performs a Duck-Billed Platypus on a girl when he has a huge beard. Basically, a guy gives a girl an orgasm with his chin and giant beard.

Before I shaved my biker beard, I gave a hooker a Hairy Platypus in a grungy motel.

by platCHypus November 23, 2009

the hairy Houdini

Having a large and dense enough amount of pubic hair that can cover your penis in a flaccid state. Yet short enough to uncover once erect, performing a Houdini-like magic trick.

Girl 1: The guy from last night really surprised me, he turned out to be hung yet bushy.

Girl 2: You mean you never have encountered the hairy Houdini?

by Leontiev April 18, 2016

mata hairy

a woman who needs to trim her pubic hair in a bad way

I went down on this chick last night. She was a real "Mata Hairy". I've been picking pubic hairs out of my teeth all day long!

by Brad Broach March 9, 2008

Hairy Spivak

An ingrown hair on the taint that has a pimple like head. Once punctured the opening becomes vagina-like.

Once my Hairy Spivak was lanced, I felt much better and more like a woman.

by Tito Santana Green April 21, 2009

Hairy female

Probably the most attractive aspect of a woman.

I want to eat out a hairy female

by Mr.Napkin December 27, 2020

hairy knuckles

Hair, on your knuckles. What are you fucking retarded?

That guy has hairy knuckles

by DoxieDoxieDoxie November 19, 2013

long and hairy

a penis that is long and hairy

hey allison suck my long and hairy

by Mac 1179 March 22, 2009