Jack Falcon

Jack Falcon is a famous tiktoker with many fans. He plays basketball and sometimes dresses up as Kel from omori. He is in love with Luxxezi.

Jack Falcon is so goofy and silly!

Jack Falcon and Lux are dating!

UGH YOU ARE SUCH A JACK FALCON (derogatory)

TW: Jack Falcon

by weezerpinkertonlol April 9, 2023

millennium falcon punch

A move where you drive the millennium falcon into something

See that! I just won a game of Star Wars Battlefront with my millennium falcon punch skills!

by lolmaster444 March 16, 2020

Falcon

When the ball gets, either kicked, hit, punched, directly into your face. -Jack (Coach)

holy shit! did you just see that nasty falcon Connor just took, that's like his 5th this game.

by WCC 23 September 8, 2023

Falcon Punch

When you are fucking a girl and she is just getting comfortable; you pull out and brutally fist her anus making sure to twist your knuckles and use proper striking form.

Guy 1: Dude I "Falcon Punched "my sister yesterday.
Guy 2: 你他媽的是怎麼了？ Me too!
Guy 1: Nani!

by SEXICAN6969 March 6, 2018

Floor Falcon

A female who spends their time surfing from couch to couch but still thinks their fine af

Fuck Lisa, that floor falcon looking bitch

by ToughCookie July 18, 2019

Falcon

Noun. The bird of prey, the falcon, is noted as not being able to see through water, mist, and rainfall, but a only poorly. Noted for making swift dives in flight, but generally they have poor accuracy at tracking moving objects and miss quite often biting prey till they reach surface level. Hence, Fall con-Artist. Their diving ability is swift yet not profitable.

Where as the Eagle, with two focal points per eye, can predict the telemetry of a moving object and make accurate diving kills.

If an Eagle and Falcon have battle in the air way the falcon wil rise above to make a cervical bite with downward swoop of the Eagle. Yet, the Eagle having telemetry genius for prediction of movement will merely turn its body on its side during flight and crush the skull of an attacking falcon as the falcon is perceiving itself biting the spinal column of the Eagle. Now that is perfect timing.

Falcons are good for delivering scrolls to the wrong address. An Eagle will edit your scroll’s grammar dotting every “I” and crossing every “t.” As well as getting it there through rain and fog.

That Falcon took a dive into the water. I think he mistaked that shark for a fish carcass.

by EsquireUnderARock February 21, 2022

Falconed

(verb) A magical disappearing act of vanishing for hours from your zone. To do nothing all shift and leave the the work to the oncoming shift. Creating your own mandatory break. The subtle art of being a lazy ass nurse.

Fal-coned

"I'm just going to falcone today."
"I just got falconed!"
"I'm falconing it right now."

by VTAnurse February 22, 2021