hornilogical clock

The internal clock that ticks when you are feeling horny and uncontrollably sexual.

Sarina's hornilogical clock was ticking, but Tad was tired from a long, hard day of work and wasn't in the mood. "Not right now honey. Tadsie has a little headache."

by Mister Willsie October 09, 2010

broken clocks

An underrated song by SZA.

Run fast from my day job
Runnin' fast from the way it was
Jump quick to a pay check
Runnin' back to the strip club
I'm never going back, never going back
No you can't make me
Never going back, never going back (Nah)
They never take me (Yeah)

(broken clocks)

by you love me ofc July 06, 2022

clock -l

1) Unix system command that displays the clock with the long option; 2) Resolves to cock

Look at that stupid clock -l

by Mark Sharkie January 19, 2009

contractor clock

the clock it seems most contractors base their time frames on that although looking like a regular clock moves at only half the time. Thus if they start at 9AM universal and say it will take 4 hours, the real time they are done 5pm. However it is only used for work time, not billable hours.

the bathroom guy got here at 10AM and said it would take 3 hours he didn't leave until 4PM
he must have been using a contractor clock

by fire909 April 21, 2011

Clock Bitch

Low on weed

yo, can you hook me up, I'm clock bitch.

by Defaulty Nagisa February 08, 2020

clue clock

verb: to catch by surprise with a really hard punch or hit, which usually leaves the recipient of the same word (used in noun form) dazed, confused or reeling, or in extreme cases, down or out for the count. The past tense form of the verb is generally representative of a single strike or blow, which effectively and convincingly takes the recipient down and/or out.

She didn't consider herself much of a fighter, but she waited in the dark room, just behind the door, with a cast iron skillet in hand, scared but ready to clue clock her uninvited guest across his forehead, if he proved crazy enough to continue following her around in her own home!

by jOkErrAy December 07, 2016

Clock Spider

A spider that's...well, the size of a clock. Who is everyone so scared of it?

dj gs68 took the Clock Spider, stuffed it into a jar, and launched the jar into space.

by dj gs68 June 23, 2003