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Mary Christmas

When Catholics celebrate not only the birth or birthday of Jesus Christ but also worship the Virgin Mary and all the saints, which the Protestants don’t, because believers are only to look up to the Holy Trinity—the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit—and praying to, or interceding through, anyone or anything else is biblically unsupported or erroneous, not to say, idolatrous.
Millions of Christians who don’t subscribe to the Vatican’s theology that believers could also pray to Virgin Mary and the saints have started to wish their Roman Catholic colleagues and friends a “Mary Christmas.”
by Fasters December 13, 2022
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christmas high

when your so stoned and happy it feels like christmas morning when your a little kid, an exuberant feeling brought on by smoking marijuana, blissful happiness
Dude we smoked so much last night we were christmas high. I'll never forget the time we got christmas high and went frolicking
by Jblaze23 October 20, 2010
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Christmas driver

a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills.

They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain
Yeah ok dickhead just cut me off! Fucking Christmas driver's man.
by burnoutchamp2003 January 3, 2015
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drive-by Christmas

The act of driving down the street and hanging out of the window, while whirling a present into the recipients yard shouting (in a Santa like tone) "Merry Christmas!". Drive-by Christmas.
Katie: Brian's whole family is out there!

Chris: Ok... (while sitting on the edge of a window holding onto the sway bars getting ready to huck a present into the yard)

The present lands side up in a foot of snow.

Drive-by Christmas.
by Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas! December 25, 2009
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Bachmann Christmas

When you want a Christmas party so explosive, you have to bomb another country to get your way.
Michele wanted a Bachmann Christmas by bombing Iran.
by Raptor1042 December 14, 2014
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Christmas cash

When you don't know what gift to buy someone at Christmas time, so instead you just give them some money so they can buy something themself. Christmas cash is also a song by the hit youtuber named Fred.
ex 1:

Theodore: Oh crap dude, I don't know what to buy my girlfriend for a Christmas present!

Samuel: Just get her some Christmas cash.

ex. 2:
Fred: Caaaash! Cash money! Money! All I really want is caaaash! Cash money!
by Michaelwuzheer December 21, 2009
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Christmas Girl

The girls and boys you see walking around school that first day back from Christmas break who are wearing all of their new things they got for Christmas. Everything matches too well and is a little stiff from being straight out of the box.
I have to wear all of my old clothes so I don't look like a Christmas Girl the first day back from winter break.

OH NO! Look at Mike he's got a shady shirt on with a matching wristband, what a Christmas Girl!
by Laryn January 9, 2009
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