Hamel the Camel

Hamel the Camel is an awesome children's book written by Rick McEntee and beautifully illustrated by Bran Wilson. It is a story about a young camel's journey to find a mammal and all the friends he meets along the way. It is available at www.hamelthecamel.com.

Becky: "Do you know any great children's books that Carly can read?"

Amy: "Has she read Hamel the Camel yet?"

Becky: "No."

Amy: "Ohhhhh myyyyyy Goooood, Becky. Get that girl a copy today. I like Hamel the Camel and I cannot lie?"

by Ricky Bobby 07 March 18, 2019

Booze Camel

Any college student.

"I have to drive five MPH below the speed limit through Highland St. because so many booze camels try to cross the street there without noticing there's traffic."

by RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! May 12, 2010

Camel Store

A gas station or mini mart owned by a middle easterner. Camel Stores are usually small and dirty. The owner usually speaks little or no English. Camel Store bathrooms are particularly dirty, they also water down their gas. Camel Store owners sell junk food under WIC and Food Stamps, they also ring up multiple bags of pork rinds for black people buying Newport's with food stamps. Signs in the windows usually read in big print "WE ACCEPT QUEST CARDS" Camel Stores cheat the lottery so you never get any good scratch off's or paper tickets. If a jackpot is won at a camel store it's usually by the owner. Camel Stores in bad neighborhoods get robbed a lot, so they put prison like bars over the glass windows with a little slot to put your money into. Generally, camel stores are a last resort. Popular names for camel stores are Marathon, Mobil, Amaco, 7-11, and occasionally BP, Speedway, and Citgo. Some also have off names like Hico or Himalayan.

"Don't shop at Marathon, that's a camel store"
"I bought a powerball from the camel store and lost, I only got 10 miles to the gallon from their gas too"

by TobiMikami August 27, 2014

camel floss

Modern underwear that can also be used as dental floss placed upon a camel toe (see camel toe)

That chick has such a nice camel toe, I wish I could use her camel floss

by Eago November 11, 2013

camel curtain

When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.

Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.

I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.

by Midlo Clydesdale November 22, 2016

Fudge Camel

The term one uses when referring to a gay fellow who has gone too long without sexy time.

Since Glenn's break up......6 years ago, he has been a real fudge camel.

by cjfudge August 22, 2019

boob camel

Usually they have really big manboobs bigger than most women he also looks like a camel

Girl:he is such a jerk with big man boobs and he looks like a camel
Boy:he is such a boob camel

by Cuddles toothy May 31, 2017