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poonane wind

Where a girl farts on a guys dick while having anal sex.
Hey jim your grandma gave me a dirty poonane wind yesterday.
by bigblackdonkeypenis September 6, 2016
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Blue Wind

Blue wind is a spiritual awakening guided by the forces of nature. In Hawaiian it is called Polu Makani.
May a blue wind guide you in this chapter of your life.
by Blue Wind February 3, 2020
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wind blower

Mark keeps saying every other day that he's moving back to Washington to find a job. I asked my Mom today if he moved yet, she said... "he's a wind blower , he's all talk!!"
by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018
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Cold Wind

The act of sneezing into a persons anal cavity.
Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!

Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.
by ArrowFin April 22, 2018
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Wind up

Ryan woodward is a pain in the arse he is a wind up
by Wind up March 9, 2022
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brown wind

A breaking of wind (farting) by someone of African or Latin descent.
Damn! I went to the Puerto Rican day parade, and there was a haze of brown wind permeating the whole place! It stank!
by trendyboy May 8, 2018
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wankin' in the wind

A derivative of the phrase, "Blowin' in the wind," which itself was coined by singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in his hit song of the same name. Whereas people use the original phrase to respond to profound societal and political questions, "Wankin' in the wind" is used in situations where the answer to a question is so painfully obvious that even someone foolish enough to masturbate in public would be able to answer it.
Person #1: When's the Fourth of July?
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!

Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!
by Like, An Actual Linguist July 1, 2017
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