titty vision

When you are with your spouse and an attractive female walks past, you use this to check them out without being caught.. A.K.A peripheral vision.

I was with my girl Friday night and I had to use my titty vision to check out this fine women that walked past!

by Wyatt Gornick January 25, 2016

Pube Vision

Pube Vision is using the power of the mind to peel back the layers and view the state and style of another's pubic region.

You don't need to have Pube Vision to know that there was no way in hell the curtains match the carpet.

by Discoloration February 28, 2017

Huncho Vision

When you can see the best strategies and make the best decisions. Being able to see into the future. Having a superior mindset that allows you to excel.

Mark: Yo he just made a crazy move, how'd he think of that.

Hunter: Bro he has Huncho Vision.

by mistaflames1996 December 14, 2021

Broso-Vision

The inability for self governance, and steadfast refusal to understand that you are personally the cause of your own misfortune.

"The Burdekin team lost poorly, due to Broso-Vision"

by Gavyn_H November 16, 2022

Shorter Vision

a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.

Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."

What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.

by Chase Welch October 23, 2011

Hype-vision

When you become blind to how bad a game or other piece of media is, due to the advertising and hype built up around it. Causing you to defend a clearly bad piece of content from criticism for no reason.

Similar to tunnel-vision

People had really bad hype-vision for fallout 76 when it first came out, the games still crap but it’s getting better.

by CrocTheTerrible October 9, 2021

Those Heat Visions were G

A kamlachoda instagram Bio used by people who have no clue what things mean in english and think using a random assortment of words make them look knowledgeable.

What the fuck does those heat visions were G even mean?

by eshayatraizz July 11, 2021